GLEE: BOO!

Who watched Glee last night? Two thumbs down from this gal. I set it to record thinking it was going to be a fun and clean made for TV "High School Musical" of sorts. After my beloved SYTYCD Season 6 premier, I switched my ironing entertainment to the new "critically acclaimed" show. I am so glad my children weren't awake. From loads of high school sex to a married man's crush on another women, to said man's wife faking a pregnancy, I had to pick my jaw off the floor and rest my eyes from rolling (MOTH-ER). It might have been bearable if the talent even tried to appear real, but everyone was obviously lip syncing. A small audition with a piano turned into full on band accompaniment and back up singers. Even worse was when the teacher was supposedly singing Kanye West- PUCK-O-RAMA! It was all so fake, dirty, lame and disappointing. My DVR series recording has been turned off and I won't watch this again. Don't waste your time.

My Very Own Twilight Jacket

Confession time: I have read all 4 Twilight books. I like them. I don't love them. I was totally disappointed with Stephanie Meyer and the direction she took the books. After reading the first book, I had hoped it would be something that could guide young Mormon girls through teen relationships. Instead she okayed young women to sneak boys into their rooms at night, crumble into a corpse of a person when your boyfriend breaks up with you, tempt and beg him for sex (and expect him to say no), and then sacrifice your life and change all you are to be with him. All while you're still a teenager.

And for the record, I'm not obsessed with Edward. I actually think he's a little creepy!

How many friends have I just lost?

With that off my chest, I still love the jacket that Bella wore in the movie. I entered a contest to win one at http://www.chickdowntown.com/. I'm actually a very lucky person and win lots of drawings, so I had high hopes. I was so sad when I didn't win, so I just had to buy my own...

It came like this...

Merry Christmas to me!!

All the zippers and buttons were nicely protected.

Even cuter in person

Notice the nice tailored waist line.

Super model

(I did something funky to my camera and the pic turned out like this. If you know what's wrong please let me know)

FYI It also comes in green http://www.chickdowntown.com/viewproduct.asp?ID=147171

and white http://www.chickdowntown.com/viewproduct.asp?ID=147158

Diet Day 4.75

You know when you are pregnant and you go to the doctor and he says to you "So you're about 26 weeks along now." And you say back "26 weeks and 4 days- Thank you very much"
I'm there with the diet, don't you dare take time away from me...I'm making it count!So it's going well. I got two pieces of good advice. My mom said after day 2 it gets better, which it has. I have thought less about food in general, not moped much about what I'm missing, and am not feeling deprived. Although, I am a little hungry, but that's ok.
My friend Harmony told me that fruit is good in the morning. I so love my fruits.
My cheats: An apple for breakfast, a drink of orange juice last night (just one yummy swig)
2 pieces of popcorn. I was feeling a little guilty, but now that it's in black and white, it doesn't look so bad.
Things that are getting me through: celery- either with organic peanut butter or spray ranch, almonds, string cheese, sugar free Werther's toffees, and a special treat today....soy milk with sugar free chocolate syrup!
The scale told me this morning that I have lost 3.5 pounds since starting this on Monday. That's easy come, easy go weight. Next week is the real test, when my extra summer fluff is gone and I'm trying to get rid of the nitty gritty.
It's going to be a rough weekend- Swiss Days with the girls tomorrow, pool party at my aunt and uncle's Saturday that I am making cupcakes for (I might HAVE to have one-maybe just a half?), Sunday dinner at my mom's house (AKA Satan's lair, remember?), then a Labor Day BBQ here.
I can do it
I can do it
I can do it
I can do it
Oh yea, my motivation? Going on a kidless trip to London with my husband in 2 1/2 weeks!

Last Week

As you know, I spent last week in Charlotte, NC with this sweet lady.
I had a such a blast getting to visit with Michelle, play with her cute kids and taking care of her house.

I got in late Friday night. I picked up the car that John had left at the airport that morning when he caught a flight to California (to speak at a seminar) and headed straight to my mom's house for the night, since that's where my kids were.

It was so so great to see them! We headed off to soccer games (pics on that later) and home to play and rest a bit. Austin made a water fountain (the squirt gun was part of the feature).

That night we met my parents for dinner then went to a 3D movie at the Dinosaur Museum.

Holy Cow, the kids were so funny. Austin was just completely enthralled. Addie would take her glasses off if anything ever got too close. Bailey bored easily and ended up walking the nearly empty theatre. At one point she was all the way at the other end and started yelling to me "MOM! MOM! I'M COMING!" I had to run and grab her and tell her she needed to whisper (a skill she has yet to master). She said to me "If I whisper you can't hear me." I couldn't argue with that and got a good laugh. When it was over, Austin told me he touched the elephant and "it felt like nothing."

John came home Sunday night and we FINALLY get to spend a couple weeks together as a family.

Monday Bailey disappeared and was found picking and eating from my strawberry plants.

I bought these "ornamental" strawberry plants (Fragaria) that I actually hate now, but they produce these tiny strawberries that the kids love to pick and eat.

The bloom is cute, but pretty insignificant. I'm going to replant them in the rockwall around the playset so they can spread in their invasive way and the kids can pick and eat as they please.

This is my effort to be a better blogger...and that was my week.

South Beach Diet Day 1.5

(This is for you Dana- Be proud!)
Not long after having Adeline, I tried my hand at the "South Beach Diet."
I'm sure most know what it is, but if you don't it's essentially a two week "cleanse" of sorts where you avoid sugar in any form (including fructose) and all carbs.
After the two weeks, you slowly add back your fruits and "healthy" carbs (whole grains, etc.)

Four years ago, I lasted one day. I cried when I went to bed and had a piece of toast for breakfast the next morning...

Today I am a new woman in desperation mode. I just cannot shake these last 15 pounds. And after a summer of care free vacations and festive parties, my pants are fitting a bit snug. I have to take care of that while we have seasonal produce and not seasonal comfort food.

You might get the idea that this subject consumes me and guess what? You're right. Every bit I take, every zip of the pants, every mirror I pass, every shower, every work out, every stupid skinny mom at the PTA meetings, all make me think of my imperfections. Maybe I need therapy or plastic surgery. But today's answer is South Beach.

I will do this for a week and add my fruits back next week. I just can't go that long without fruit. Then I will start to bring back my healthy carbs (do cupcakes fall into that category? HMMM...I wonder why I am the way I am!)

I know, I know, I'm no cow. I know I wouldn't qualify to be on the Biggest Loser, although every time they have auditions in Salt Lake I want to go. I don't have THAT battle, but I have my battle and it's personal.

So a day and a half into this, I am dreaming of a peach and a piece of toast, but still doing ok. I did have a bite of granola at my mom's house today, but you have to know that my mom's house is Satan's lair for a dieter (although heaven for a 4 year old). I had to get out of there before the cookie dough had flour in it. All in all, I'm doing well and will keep you updated.

I'm Making a Come Back

I know I've been MIA lately. Life has been busy. Here's what we've been up to...

John went out of town for a week, so I got to play lots with my kiddos and have some quiet time with the tv at night.

We went to the Discovery Museum at the Gateway

Then to play at the fountains at The Gateway. Austin was the only brave one.

He gave the girls and me a great show

We read lots and lots and lots of books. Austin is such a great big brother

Bailey is my sunshine. She is so bright and happy.

We painted outside, with not enough supervision

We played with toys too. Bailey loves her princess "pocket pockets" (polly pockets) that aren't actually polly pockets.

A great break was going on a walk/bike ride for FHE with my family up Provo Canyon. It was so beautiful.
It was a happy day when John came home. The kids missed him and I longed for him.

He got home just in time to see our baby boy go off to all day school. Hellooo first grade!

Good Bye tooth number 2

Days after John got home, I hopped a plane to North Carolina. My dear friend Michelle just had her 4th baby. 4 children!!! That deserves a little support...so here I am.
What a beautiful baby. Mckynlee Brooke Jolley. August 22. 7 lb. 8 oz. 20 1/2 in. Perfect Girl!

I've been busy, okay?

I'm victim to the blogging Catch 22...When there's something to blog about, there's no time to blog! Which means, life has been really fun lately. So hold your horses and prepare yourselves for lots of posts.